Needles Are Not Nice

[robby67]

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

[SonjaRedeker21]

Hey the joke is just awesome. I am left rolling on floors with my friends.

[kimmelanson05]

Hey 1 more needle joke from my side.....
Fear of Needles-

Matt, who has always had a fear of needles, was sitting in the hospital waiting to get a vaccination.

When the nurse called him into the office to receive the injection, he nervously entered the room, sat down and broke into a cold sweat as he watched her prepare the needle. He tried to concentrate on the most pleasurable things he could, hoping that would dull the pain he was about to suffer.

As the nurse approached him with the needle, she couldn't help but notice his nervousness. In an attempt to comfort him, she said, ""Don't worry, it's just a small prick.""

Matt quickly jumped up, obviously upset. Startled by his reaction, but before she was able to say anything, Matt yelled, ""Just how many people has my wife been talking to?!?""